Announcing kroc: the klassic roc blog

As my faithful readers know, for some time I’ve written here about relatively tame issues like religion, politics and intelligent design. So, I figure it’s about time to deal with some more controversial issues, and decided I’d jump in to the hotbed of contention that is classic rock music.

I know, I’m probably crazy, but I figure I only live twice. So, if you dare, come join me in my newest venture, kroc: Alden’s Klassic Roc Blog. I’ll be discussing all the greats (in my opinion), and I dare you to challenge me. C’mon, I dare you.

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Why The Golden Compass fails as fiction

John C. Wright has written a very interesting analysis of Pullman’s His Dark Materials trilogy, in which he points out how very badly the stories are constructed, and makes the point that the point of the stories has to be the message, because the story fails.

Pullman has, in the past, spoken quite clearly how his intent in writing the series was to “kill God;” he apparently has been forever angered by Lewis’ The Chronicles of Narnia, and set out to write an atheistic counterpart. Recently however, he has attempted to retreat from this position by saying that the accusations that the books promote atheism and are anti-Christian as “complete rubbish,” and saying, “If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon.” One can only guess that he is concerned about losing sales, or something of that nature. It does seem like an idiotic thing to say, after he’s been so vocal about his anti-Christian agenda. The point Wright makes is that the “agenda” appears to be the only thing holding the book together.

I’ve seen a variety of critiques of the books, including one in a collection of essays put together by the Borders book stores which made the case that in spite of Pullman’s atheist and anti-Lewis agenda, he could not have written the books without either religion or Lewis; he relies too heavily on both. He had to incorporate a spiritual realm to try to make his point, and he also borrowed concepts and styles from Lewis.

Now, Wright challenges the books’ structure:

Someone name for me a book that is more obviously a bit of preaching that simply abandoned its story line more blatantly? Even Ayn Rand’s ATLAS SHRUGGED actually had an ending that grows out of its beginning. John Galt’s radio speech was long, but the book did not end in the middle of that speech.

The first rule of story telling is the Gunrack Rule. If you show a gun in a gunrack on the wall in Act One, someone has to be shot by Act Three. It is the same rule every child learns in kindergarten, every merchant learns when generating customer good will. Abide by your contracts. Keep your promises.

Plots and characters and themes make promises. Prophecies in epic fantasy stories are blatant promises. When you are told that there is a prophecy that one and only one knife can kill Almighty God, and that one little boy is the one to do it, it breaks a promise to have God turn out to be a drooling cripple who dies by falling out of bed.

Wright believes Pullman to be a very good writer, and that he should know better.

Nothing I have ever read, not by Heinlein and not by Ayn Rand has been more blatant in dropping the story-telling, and devoting its pages to preaching a message. The writer was drunk on sermonizing. If this plotline was a motorist, it would have been arrested for driving while intoxicated, if it had not perished in the horrible drunk accident where it went headlong over the cliff of the author’s preachy message, tumbled down the rocky hillside, crashed, and burned.

I still haven’t read Pullman, so at the moment I can’t agree or disagree with Wright’s thoughts. However, this is an interesting analysis, and is probably worth considering while reading the books.

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Microsoft’s virtual reality

I happened across this today in an article from the BBC News site, discussing a feature in their recent Vista OS which is supposed to prevent piracy:

Microsoft says its efforts have seen a drop in piracy of its software.

This just cracked me up. From what I’ve heard about Vista, the reason that there’s been very little piracy has nothing to do with the feature known as the “kill switch,” but is simply because no one wants it. People who buy new computers that have Vista pre-installed are actually buying copies of older operating systems to replace Vista because, to put it bluntly, Vista sucks.

If MSoft wants to believe that their anti-piracy feature is what is preventing theft, let them believe it. However, it seems that the best anti-piracy feature you can have is to make a software product that people will actually pay not to use.

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“There’s something wrong with a nation where people don’t sing and dance”

America … is largely a listening world rather than a singing world. Just as most of America can’t dance. In terms of culture – compared to most native cultures – America has largely been stripped of all natural culture, replaced by marketable and consumable products. There’s something wrong with a nation where people don’t sing and dance.
– Father Stephen Freeman

Father Stephen is an Orthodox priest from Tennessee. The above quote is from a comment he made on a post on Mission and Worship in America. While I don’t agree with everything he says on the subject of musical styles (he is from Tennessee, after all), he does make some valid points. As I’ve thought about the quote above, I have realized just how true this is – there is very little folk music in America, at least at present.

We had a big folk movement in the 60’s – and by folk, I will include anything from Woody Guthrie to Louis Armstrong to the Grateful Dead. This was back when people still played music simply because they enjoyed it, whether it be blues, jazz, bluegrass or rock. That was before everyone who thought they could sing put out a CD hoping to become a star. Music today seems to have become a device to achieve stardom. If you have no chance of being American Idol, why bother?

This, unfortunately, seems to apply to the church as well. How many people write worship songs simply to worship? And, how many worship bands consist of the instruments that people in the church happen to play? How many worship teams play musical styles that reflect the members on the team? I’ve seen my share of worship teams, and I have to say that most consist of the same general instrumentation, playing the same general styles, as that found on whatever “hot” worship CDs are out there.

I think I agree with Father Stephen, that American has lost its ability to truly sing and dance. We have become listeners, and performers (to please other listeners). I have to ask, is this type of music fitting for worship? Now, I think the Orthodox Churches err in the other extreme, using musical styles from another culture, another time period, and ruling that as more appropriate. Why? What makes music from somewhere else or some other time any better?

I used to say that style is merely cultural; but if the good Father is correct, then America’s only style is that which is being sold to it. And, he may be right. Americans don’t sing and dance. Our culture is bought, borrowed, downloaded and promoted. We have no heart – that’s really what Father Stephens is saying. Or, perhaps it’s just been hijacked; maybe we only need to find it.

But, I’m not recommending at this point that we start old Greek hymns. But, perhaps we should start learning how to sing, and maybe even dance.

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