Eschatalogical silliness

Thanks to Ben Witherington for posting the following. The original source is apparently unknown, although BW has traced it back two generations to some United Methodist site. So, rather than merely link to his site, I decided to reprint (correcting a typo in the process).

On The Number of the Beast:

We all know that the number of the Beast is 666 (per Revelation 13:18). But did you know:

  • $665.95………………….Retail price of the Beast
  • $699.25………………….Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
  • $769.95………………….Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
  • $656.66………………….Walmart price of the Beast
  • $646.66………………….Next week’s Walmart price of the Beast
  • 00666…………………….Zip code of the Beast
  • 1-666 ……………………Area code of the Beast
  • 1-900-666-0666 …….. Live Beasts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute
  • 670……………………….Approximate number of the Beast
  • DCLXVI…………………..Roman numeral of the Beast
  • 666.0000…………………Number of the High Precision Beast
  • 0.666 …………………….Number of the Millibeast
  • /666 ……………………..Beast Common Denominator
  • 666 ^ (-1)……………….Imaginary number of the Beast
  • 1010011010…………….Binary of the Beast
  • Phillips 666………………Gasoline of the Beast
  • $6.66 9/10………………Price of a Beast gasoline
  • Route 666……………….Way of the Beast
  • 666 F……………………..Oven temperature for roast Beast
  • 666k………………………Retirement plan of the Beast
  • 6.66%…………………….5 year CD rate at First Beast National Bank, $666 minimum deposit
  • i66686…………………….CPU of the Beast
  • 666i ……………………… BMW of the Beast
  • DSM-666………………….Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
  • 668………………………..Next-door neighbor of the Beast
  • 666 mg……………………Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
  • Lotus 6-6-6……………..Spreadsheet of the Beast
  • Word 6.66……………….Word Processor of the Beast
  • 6 h. 66 min………………Beast Standard Time (BST)
  • Boeing 666………………”A jet for the Beast Age”
  • Beverly Hills 66666……..Beast’s favorite TV show
  • 6/6/66…………………….The birthdate of the Beast
  • 666-66-6666……………The Social Security number of the Beast
  • 6666………………………The PIN of the Beast
  • 25.806975……………….The square root of the Beast
  • Motel 666…………………Beast Western
  • Windows 96 ver.666……OS of the Beast

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